Monday, 10 March 2008

Hmph

Before work this evening i was feeling exeedingly pissed off. I don't know what it was, probably just the pressure getting to me, but i just wanted to shout really, really loud, like amazonian way cry loud, until all the air within my lungs had been exhauseted and i collapsed, breathless. Of course i restrained myself. But it would have been good to just let rip, wolf style.

Whilst standing at my till an idea came to me; i can cheer myself up with retail therapy! I have (literally) been wearing the same clothes for the past 3 months. This is not because i have few clothes; i have many, but i think it is because i have other, more pressing, issues to consider other than the state of my apperance. But this weekend i'm going shopping and dragging the GF with me. Retail therapy is what will cure this frustration!

In other news, the lesbo massive will soon be able to have children together, without the aid of the sperm bank! They just need to get rid of the ban and it a dozen or so years it'll be rolled out and tested on humans. Just in time for me. I always knew it would happen and i have complete faith in the ability of the scientists working on the project. They'll have money thrown at them to enable the conversion of stem cells to sperm cells after the ban has been lifted and they wll find a way.

Admittedly, it is selfish to want your own biological children when there are so many orphans in the world, desperate for a home and parents to love them but..its human instinct to want your own children..to further your family tree, to pass on your genes and your adaptations. To want mini-you's walking around the place.

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